{
    "service": "The API of Chaos",
    "version": "1.0.0",
    "tagline": "Dismissal, at scale, with an SLA of none.",
    "endpoints": {
        "GET /kick/rocks": "Assigns a rock. Optional: ?tier=n, ?min=&max=",
        "GET /kick/rocks/tiers": "The full scale, tier 1 through 14.",
        "GET|POST /kick/dirt": "Adds to your pile. Optional: ?pile=name",
        "GET /kick/dirt/status": "Peek at the pile without pounding it.",
        "GET /kick/dirt/tiers": "The full scale, fistful through second moon.",
        "GET /kick/dirt/leaderboard": "Top 20 piles, ranked. IPs shown with the final octet removed.",
        "DELETE /kick/dirt": "Reset the pile. Only from the IP that raised it.",
        "GET /excuses/teams": "A reason not to join the call.",
        "GET /excuses/social": "A reason not to attend, with tier.",
        "GET /excuses/social/tiers": "The five sub-tiers of social excuse.",
        "GET /excuses/oops": "A reason it went wrong, with tier explanation.",
        "GET /ministry/gentle-correction": "Rolls a d6 against the Ministry's approved remedies, graded in newtons.",
        "GET /healthz": "Liveness."
    },
    "notes": [
        "Piles are files on disk and survive restarts, unlike morale.",
        "Tier 14 is the Moon. There is no tier 15."
    ],
    "source": "https://github.com/MichelleFindlay/the-api-of-chaos",
    "license": "GPL-3.0"
}